gay guy: haha
normal person: hahaha
straight white girl: what the fuck is wrong with you you disgusting homophobe? that's a disgusting word gays are people too, ok? that is a completely offensive word and you will be going to hell for you using such words do you understand H E L L you homophobic freak!!!!
pornotits: To be dating a man this amazing. I feel like I should be waking up from a dream soon. It’s too good to be true to be treated like a princess this much. :D but really… he’s a horse.
I just thought of something. I haven’t seen ONE picture of Tate from American Horror Story on my dash in a few weeks. It’s been real nice and I have enjoyed it.
linhatesyouxo asked: Discharge is alright, but they're one of those bands that are SO fucking overrated because kids think that liking Discharge makes them PUNXXXXXXX. I hate punks. I hate people. Fuck everyone else's music taste, they're all wrong and their music sucks.
downon-your-knees: So this morning there was this MASSIVE black spider crawling near samwise’s cage. Now I don’t mind spiders at all, no matter what size, so I scooped it up in the dust pan to take it outside and it fell off. When it hit the floor dozens of teenie tiny little baby spiders went running everywhere!!! I would have shit my pants and screamed like a little girl at that point.
What you said: I'm pro choice because it's the logical stance on abortion and because women shouldn't be told what they can and cannot do with their bodies.
What they think you said: I suppose I'll burn down a few orphanages before I go over to Satan's place and drink the blood of newborn babies.
twatandobnoxious: halenementhi: shiphassailed: captainchord: belagasm: fuck you america portugal has TWO freedom days omg the graphic omg I cannot skadfsaigjyguso also true american has 365 america wins again As if America ever stops winning. Civil War. We won and lost! What other country can do that.
alright. time to cut this inepsy stencil out and watch lemmy again. Stop hatin’ (I’ll probably watch some epic meal time… just to keep the haters out).
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